Pom Pom: My new hero - Zero.

His name is Zero. He is hot in the head. Hot only in one end.
What is Zero doing when he sees his looklike ?
He is looking at the mirror.
Or.
He is revising, checking, gauging, overhauling, re-examining, reexamining or verifying his    accounts and earnings.
Or.
If the zero is below, beneath, under or underneath him, he is making love with him.